Max MieleckiA Christmas Miracle: “Mysterious Children” give Giuliani evidence of voter fraudWASHINGTON, DC — After undergoing treatment for the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani…3 min read·Dec 26, 2020----
Max Mielecki“Is that the best you can do?” says Toddler to Parents offering candy if he goes to bed on timeEAGLE ROCK, CA- At 8PM Pacific Time on Wednesday, local toddler Skyler O’Mara scoffed at the offer of a marshmallow if he went to bed on…3 min read·Nov 9, 2020----
Max MieleckiDesperate: Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizzeria rebrands as “Paul Simon’s Pizzeria”IRVING, TEXAS — In a surprise announcement today, CEC Corporation, owners of the classic Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizzeria restaurants operated…3 min read·Sep 27, 2020----
Max MieleckiDouble Chocolate Cookie Recipe (Perfect for planning a Heist!)Cookies: Warm, Chewy, Sweet, it’s no wonder they’re such a popular treat around the world! There’s not a person alive who doesn’t love a…4 min read·Aug 29, 2020----
Max MieleckiDNC hopes party will rally around giant, mechanical Joe Biden.WASHINGTON, DC- In a press briefing Monday morning, Biden campaign manager Greg Schultz unveiled a large, mechanical approximation of the…2 min read·Jul 30, 2020----
Max Mielecki“One Last Job and I’m Done” says Video Game ProtagonistMIDGAR— Local Mercenary Cloud Strife bravely declared he was “Just here for the paycheck” earlier today, assuring his party members…3 min read·May 6, 2020----
Max MieleckiOpinion: I guess all crime is legal now if y’all out here watching Trolls: World TourYou SOBs have really done it this time.3 min read·Apr 21, 2020----
Max MieleckiBreaking: Hell revealed to be live, endless perfomance of “KARS 4 KIDS”BEVERLY HILLS, CA — In a posh hospital room in Cedars Sinai hospital, venture capitalist Carl Logan recently awoke from a stroke-induced…3 min read·Apr 18, 2020----
Max MieleckiMy Interview with a man who was definitely Rupert GrintLOS ANGELES, CA — A few months ago, I had the privilege of being able to sit down with famed British actor Rupert Grint, star of beloved…4 min read·Apr 10, 2020----
Max MieleckiState Senator appears in Hazmat suit to announce that “Everything is Fine”MADISON, WI — In a press conference called early thursday, State Senator Kevin Middlebury, joined by top aides, took the podium in a full…3 min read·Apr 9, 2020----
